Those magnificent shoes turns my vagina into the Niagara Falls

Only on flat surfaces

Because it attracts shareholders

Cats

None, you are competing with other humans.

If it is easy for you to compete, it is easy for them too.

And the olympics is the top of the top. So you will have the biggest competers all together.

That said, I’ve seen a lot of dad bods on Curling. That is more about precision than having perfectly toned muscles.

Windows

Goes back to a previous restore point

That is why they ask ex-incels

They know they were incels.

Had sex

What? The slimmest?

That certainly is a feature everyone cares about.

/s

Strange, because Linux was affected as well, it wasn’t just Windows.

RedHat identified CrowdStrike’s software as being the source of a kernel panic.

Same with Debian

And RockyLinux

Reddit is against art now?

Not just the apps, but the mobile website as well.

They made it more burdensome to use every time to push people to their app.

Switching to Lemmy on mobile was so refreshing. I didn’t even need to switch my browser to display the desktop version.

Does it come with bloatware?

Normally 400€, but because of the Fairphone, I spend a little extra (700€) because it is just such a great phone if you are even slightly technically inclined. That will last a whole lot longer than any of my previous phones.

I mean 15€ for an entire new usb-c port that you install yourself is just a steal.

Nah, yours is.

Any of the soulsborne games.

If your game is advertised as being “extremely difficult”, it just means it is lacking tons of quality of life features and goes out of its way to punish the player by making them repeat the same slog over and over. It is quite easy to make a difficult game, much harder to make a fun game.

Just imagine how much better and shorter Dark Souls would have been with a marker telling you where to go, instead of you fumbling around going through the same areas because you have no idea where to go next. It artificially lengthens the game.

But the worst part about those types of games is the community. They go insane when you even propose an easy or story mode. As if the the difficulty is the only redeeming quality those games have.

I don’t have to “git gud”, I can just close the game and never play it again while I enjoy actual good games.

Grimdark “everything is destroyed” setting is just soo overused.

If you look at the first game from a historic perspective

The first game basically was an open world RPG with 151 unique characters with each their strengths and weaknesses, and their own attacks, and all could be customised. Running on a handheld that previously could only play Tetris.

It was a freaking coding masterpiece.

But I agree the gameplay loop hasn’t upgraded the way it should. It didn’t evolve with the medium and stuck too much to its roots.

Although the grinding in the newer games has been minimised. You can play through the games without grinding once.

First person shooters are just dumbed down point and click games.

It is like they just removed the entire puzzle element, so you can play brainless.