Primer - Zip

Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.

Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.

Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.

Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.

Why November? Is something happening?