Oh man they have added and changed so much since you dropped off

I stack my meat like I stack the bodies of knob goblins in my wake

Sim ant rules, you can be a spider sometimes

The Thief series. I LOVED the first one especially, Thief the Dark Project. Medieval (low magic fantasy?) stealth shooter. The more valuable you pick up directly translates to what you can buy as a load out for the next level so you’re encouraged to explore, though even the low level enemies can kick you ass so you have to be sneaky. Actually great stealth mechanics even for an old game. The world building is amazing, with it’s own lore, culture and slang. The plot of the games are also great.

The Kingdom of Loathing is a game I’ve played almost non-stop since about 2003. Web based and free, it’s based off of old text based games. But it’s fun. Really fun. And hilarious. The currency is meat. The classes are goofy. Saucerer? Disco bandit? Seal Clubber? A lot of games deal with things like power creep or inflation, or how the heck to get people to actually help pay for it. This game solves problems like these elegantly. The user base is fun and friendly and corporative, there’s always new stuff coming out to try, they do a holiday special every year, and all the pictures are crudely drawn stick figures.

The video looked cool but for the picture they had to go with the Pixar face??

None. I believe everything. Especially the contradictory parts. It’s one of the powers granted to me by my true nature, revealed through the one true Slackmaster, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.

Thank you. I can’t stand his humor. Cringe on top of cringe with a side of cringe with nothing to balance out the cringe. Just not my cup of tea.

That ain’t normal nor common, if you can go see a doctor. Passing out from pain is definitely not a regular situation.

Dude, don’t compare yourself to others and just enjoy learning a new language at a pace that works for you. The goal isn’t to learn Chinese the fastest, it’s to learn Chinese well enough that it sticks.

Gives pedo vibes

Silver linings, not the obvious bad ones

My friend worked at Subway for a few years and after a while you try weird stuff just to see if it’s good, and one of the best things is an oatmeal raisin cookie wrapped in pepper jack cheese.

Also sharp cheddar on apple pie is a Yankee tradition and really good.

Not to rag on your wife but New Yorkers have the worst opinions on pizza. If it’s not made in New York in some corner pizza store they say it’s the worst pizza in existence. They get mad that Chicago Pizza exists. I think if they knew Detroit Pizza existed they would explode.

I’ve had New York pizza. It’s mid. It’s fine. It’s ok. It’s not the best pizza in the universe guys. It’s convenient because there’s no place to sit anywhere and you can walk and eat it by the slice. I swear they have some sort of collective Stockholm syndrome about it.

Colleen from Road Rovers. British accent, looked pretty, was also confident, so as a kid had a small crush on her. In retrospect she’s canonically a literal dog so that’s a bit weird, probably why the show didn’t last long.

I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end

That doesn’t sound creepy or weird at all and if someone was to judge you for getting a pillow you wanted they would be a creepy jerk

To do what with it?

Disney didn’t. Their shareholders did.

I’m ok with no tvs. Everything else about this is nuts though

Gotcha, that’s reassuring