dumbass

Big tiddy Gothaclypse!

You just gotta get back on that dick and keep sucking dick till you get back to your default dick sucking ability.

I believe in you!

yes, yes I do! I need them for my Squirrel Navy.

Well, we know who’s house we can shit out front of now!

I second this, you gotta out weird them, I suggest covering yourself with peanut butter while doing what they said.

The other days I call everyone a cunt.

I thought your voice sounded familiar.

“Hey, were you at that BDSM orgy the other night?”

You have a fucked up family full of fucked up people doing fucked up things and pretend fucking god told them to do the fucked up things.

Man, my heart goes out to you, you got some weird family members.

Me personally, I would write them off untill they can treat me with the respect I deserve.