Excuse me, officer? What exactly are you accusing me of? Doing cocaine? Sweet, aromatic, Bolivian cocaine?

Arch killed my parents btw.

Are you sure it isn’t an old pirate ship from the 1800s?

Hey baby, wanna bone?

Should have put Hannah Montana Linux on their phone instead. SMH my head

Cognitive dissonance.

Even when someone says some stupidly egregious shit, or uses thorns instead of th, its way easier to block them than try to understand that however stupid and misguided they may be that there is a person on the other side who may actually have a point somewhere u Herbert the radicalization and between the five brainless they have.

I think blocking is justified when someone actually means you personal physical harm in some way, but that so rarely ever happens.

If you’re not using HML you don’t even deserve to breathe.

That’s a sog

I can take a huge pc game, deep and hard into my hard drive.

Is -alR killed my parents

If you really like sex they can both be the same thing.

Not even joking. My time spent pursuing polyamory was one of the most fulfilling and socially active times in my life.

But it required a Herculean amount of effort and there were times I though my dick my fall off.

Hi, I’m dad

We would all be plagued by a a giant beetle called the chewnifax that would drag children into the acid lake at night at random. The beetle would be so enormous and its armor so sturdy that any and all attempts to kill it fail, and it would remake the world, creating canyons and deep rivers and lakes as it made its way around the world, with the previously mentioned acid like increasing in size as it played with the bones of our children in its depth.

We would live in giant mushrooms and communicate with tin cans on strings, and the world would no long be spherical but instead it would be a perfect cube.

I’ve always had issues with fedora and nvidia.

Audi killed my parents

Linux mint killed my parents.

A snap package killed my parents when they wouldn’t pay $4.99 for it.

So in other words they’re perfectly suited for day to day use?

I have zero need for any of the janky bullshit features you listed, so this is great news!

Minotaur

That’s insensitive. Batman killed my parents.