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My doc wants to give me draining tubes because I keep ketting liquid behind my ear drums, is that what you got? I kinda ran off because they won’t put me under / give me some xanax or anything. Scary.
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My doc wants to give me draining tubes because I keep ketting liquid behind my ear drums, is that what you got? I kinda ran off because they won’t put me under / give me some xanax or anything. Scary.
Wipe - spray - wipe. Toilet paper is fine.
Same. I know how I am perceived and that’s okay, but I just don’t vibe with the whole manhood / womanhood thing. Of course I was raised and conditioned one way but I’ve always felt alienated by it.
No way I’m talking about this in real life though. The internet is easier.
My gender. I just feel human.
Oliebollen
I realize that I have read every single NoSleep ebook that exists, buy ebooks from NoSleep writers, build my own 1000 page ebooks and I’ve been doing this for 8 years and I can’t remember any title. Can’t even remember most stories. I do read them right before falling asleep. Am I fried? Lol.
I do remember a story about a staircase in the middle of the woods, that one was creepy.
Edit: there was also this story about god knows what that involved calling a certain phone number and people on the NoSleep sub tried it and it actually worked and they got a very creepy voicemail or something. That one had me in a chokehold for a week.
I have both, but I’m inactive on mastodon since my Twitter mutuals decided bluesky was the way to go. Frustrating.
I hope one day you wake up in the body you were meant to have, stranger 🤎
Not greeting the bus driver
I guess it depends on the consistency of your stool. Wouldn’t want to blast brown soup all over, y’know.