Now, I’m all for space exploration (it’s been my dream ever since I’ve learnt that space is a thing, alongside being a locomotive), but I think we have significantly more pressing matters than space exploration at the moment.

How 'bout we focus on not destroying our one and only launchpad (which, incidentally, also happens to be the place where, y’know… we all live), and only then start dreaming about ruining others, eh?