Linux is for pussies

This wall of text is like an EV prophylactic

Linux bootsectorlicker

It’s just too obvious and boring to say that.

Yawn

NOTHING

I correct the spell checker more than the spell checker corrects me

I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭

Isn’t it two syllables

I would take neither if I didn’t see any kind of print I could look up on them.

Mindless Self Indulgence

Dat-uh is information, Day-tuh is a Star Trek character.

Grandma’s Boy

Trying drugs, because my friends looked happier doing drugs than I was by not doing drugs.

Fiction isn’t proof, they fucking wrote it that way 😂

So, most games, then?

MOBAs

Tales from the Crypt

Monsters

Tales from the Darkside

Bro, that’s not a comic, it’s a fucking novel 😂

Being happy