Dead or alive
My parents’ is called Hair Brain (they have pets)
Ubuntu, after the third consecutive release that broke previously working hardware. That was a while ago and I haven’t tried it recently, but given snap I’m not really inclined to.
I am happy to help you with your experiment, toxic though it is.
Survey: Upvote if you heard “ba-da-ching!”
Survey: Upvote if you heard “sad trombone”
I one heard ast describe Linux’s code quality as ‘marginal’ (presumably speaking of the kernel)
Of course, it was ast talking at BSDCan but still, harsh words from a master.