Bob Robertson IX

“When the oil hits the anus” is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.

Awesome! Now do it to keep the cops from being able to force you to unlock your phone under duress.

I work in IT and the one that kills me is when someone says or writes “On premise” when they mean “On premises”. I have worked for cloud companies and even the official literature is wrong. It has gotten to the point where so many people get it wrong that the official meaning is going to be changed because people are dumb and we can’t have nice things.

Words have meaning, stop fucking them up!

I feel like this isn’t 100% accurate, so I fixed it.

When the pandemic started I went to Staples and bought a new chair for home. I spent around $120 and 3 months later I was looking for a new chair. I asked some friends and the top recommendation was SecretLab chairs. I ordered one for around $550 and it’s pretty good, however sitting in it for 8 hours is a bit much (it’s wonderful for a few hours of gaming though). Then last year I started a new job that required me to be in-office and the chair I have is an Affirm series by Om (https://www.omseating.com/series/affirm-series/). I can sit in this chair all day without any issues.

Gary Glitter… so many sporting events still play this pedophile’s music.

This was going to be my suggestion, it’s such a delicious bourbon.

I’d rather die from starvation after having witnessed my loved ones die from similar circumstances.

This sounds like you’d be keeping food from your loved ones so they die first.