Oh, you better believe I’m disturbing that. There is no way I’m not petting that pile of floppy cuteness.

This called parthenogenesis, and is a main plot line in the book Seveneves…

I don’t want a normal relationship with my Trump loving neighbor. He and his racist wife can go fuck themselves. Their signs and banners told me who they are. I’m choosing to listen

You don’t. Language evolves. At this point, I’m more annoyed by the people calling it out and complaining about it that I am about seeing it in headlines.

I know a few people that actually claim to like watching ads. They have made consumerism part of their identity and they are proud of it.

That’s still too lossey. I prefer to hire the band to follow me around for the day. It’s the only true way.

Those are directories, not filesystems.

It’s an operating system. It’s not supposed to be noticed as good or bad. It should stay out of your way. If you ever notice it, it’s doing something wrong.

How is it in such perfect condition after being exposed to the elements?

Can any digital watch really be repaired?

Or some troll decided it would be funny to report it.

All hail the Spong Monkies! And now I’m suddenly craving Quiznos.

The thumbnail on my phone cropped off the body of the jellyfish and I thought for sure I was looking at the smoke trail from the Challenger disaster.

They are going to pay those mods, right? Right?

That guy seems like he’s everywhere.

Doesn’t work in Linux consoles.

The secret of the 3 shells finally revealed!

3rd option. I’m not excited about the 9, but I’m sticking with the Pixel 8 I already own. I’ll upgrade to whatever Pixel number adds enough new features to justify the cost.

The “if you no longer need it” part doesn’t really suggest that you are expected to do it as part of normal operation.

I’ve used them in the past for specific things, but I’m not sure I entirely trust them as a general app store yet.