He’s trying to do Blue Steel. Or maybe El Tigre.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

So, Tolkien, Herbert, etc are failures?

Zardoz.

I actually like Hitler’s paintings.

Muaddib!

I would look at the clock radio and see if it’s playing “I got you babe” by Sonny and Cher.

Imagine her picking her nose and eating the booger. Next, imagine her taking a huge stinky steaming dump. Disclaimer: only works if you’re not German.

We need to tell us that scoring more points is better than scoring less points.

Man horse beach? Man steed sea? Man pony sand? What?

AI is here to stay. Future historians will mark somewhere in the last 5 years as the dawn of the Age of AI. The fire has been lit and attempts to suppress it will fail unless you go full Butlerian Jihad.

It is not your place to make such decisions. Harsh, but their parents have the final say. Therefore, talk with the parents if you wish, but be advised that they might take it the wrong way.

So…Geocities?

Why, I do a pre-drive 100 points checklist, starting with the right wheel lug nut…

Pepe frog memes. It was originally a “sad” frog meme used by cut-me-own wrist R9k users but Hillary’s hillariously inept interns claimed that it was a dogwhistle for Nazis becase Le 4chan bad. That made 4channers mad and you don’t want underwater basketweaving forum enthusiasts to get mad at you. They then used meme magic to get Trump to win.

Steve from GN Nexus

Real men drink uncompresses BMP beer.

The best charity work in terms of bang for the buck is to do what you do for a living but for free. E.g., if you’re a programmer, contribute to an opem source project. If you’re a lawyer, do pro bono work. If you’re a builder, go repair poor people’s houses etc etc.

I will upload my brain waves to a global supercomputer together with billions of others. Our minds will meld into a gestalt consciousness, that will solve the problem of hyperspatial travel. We will send motes of our consciousness in probes to the nearby star systems. Once there, our nanites will rain down onto barren worlds and build copies of the original world-spanning supercomputers. These new supercomputers will be linked via artificial wormholes to Earth, allowing our computing power to grow exponentially as more worlds are transformed into computing nodes. After 1 billion years, we will finally solve the problem of entropy. At that moment, silico-mankind will declare in unison: “Let there be Light!”.

They are all the same nowadays (in their price categories). It falls down to what you’re used to and stick with it. The tech advance has plateaued and most manufacturers have caught up with each other. Only the branding adds or substracts the price.