To quote Al Swearengen: “I like that fucking darjeeling black. Oops.”

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

One: breastplate stretcher.

Magic the Gathering.

I played religiously in high school. Competed in tournaments every weekend. But around Stronghold, they just started churning out expansion after expansion after expansion, and even placing high in most tournaments, i just couldn’t keep up with the older guys that had incomes. So, i quit.

When Commander came out, i tried to play again, but it just felt different. It was more about who had the coolest mat, or who had the newest combo. It felt monetized, and i didn’t like it. The final straw for me was when i found out they did a promo expansion with My Little Pony… If you like MLP, cool. More power to you. But i HATE MLP with a rage that could scour all life from existence. My little sister was obsessed, and that meant it was in my face for a decade at least. Can’t stand that shit, and wizards going cash grab during the height of the bronie movement just killed the last of my good will.

Elected on Friday. Sworn in on Saturday. Assassinated on Sunday.

“Bullets! My only weakness!”

The blue(and green) beetle LIVES!

cries in Halo

You said it better than i ever could. Starting at Jurassic Park, and going all the way to The Wheel of Time, just keep Hollywood away from my literature!

I’ll do you one better: why is updog?

School Free Drug Zone

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Not sure, but I’ve heard he’s friends with Justin Thyme.

Aww, c’mon! That’s MrWeebl! He gave us badgerbadgerbadger!

Nothing. What’s an up with you, dawg?

I hear England has a family that’s famous for just being alive…

But, have you met a Tiny Japanese Girl?

I guess Ms Daniels didn’t notice the warning.

Lemme guess, the kneeling guy is Joe Biden…? Right?

Doo doo doo

Thank God it’s not a baby shark.