LASERJET COPIERS ARE SUPERIOR!

I’ve been using SwiftKey since like, 2012?

I just like the custom keyboards, and it learns my mistakes when I swipe. I always carry 2 phones, so I was able to sync the 2nd phone so my swipes are already learned on that phone.

Also, there’s a snow keyboard that collect snow at the bottom of the screen as you swipe.

The spices at the grocery store I’ve been going to for the past 25 years has had the spices alphabetized this entire time.

Edit, I misread the question but I’m not fixing my response

These must be very comforting words for this fella!

Aw man. Get me a bowl of cocoa puffs.

Free chocolate milk after you’re done. Yes please.

Water.

I’m going with the Mellotron.

It’s a keyboard that uses strings of tapes for each note. It pulls the tape over a head and plays that note until the tape runs out. When you’re playing fast, sometimes the tape isn’t all the way down, so it makes everything sound super custom.

Think Strawberry Fields by the Beatles. That’s a Mellotron you’re hearing.

Winco if you have one. Their home brand stuff tastes WAY better than name brand, especially the Winco duritos

“HP Laserjet M402DN”, one of my least favorite desktop laser printers.

I like otter pops when I have a sore throat!

I just about lost my mind earlier out of frustration for this. I love listening to rap/hip hop and the algorithm makes multiple mixes with the exact same songs every time.

I just typed in “underground” in search and found so much good shit. Not even all rap. There’s all sorts of great music I have never heard!

My job. I love making people happy! I actually look forward to Mondays and dread Fridays.

I was using a public toilet that had one.

Turned out, you also had to lock the door!

Edit: now that I think about it, it said occupied, but a lady still just walked right in…

We’re waiting!

The solution is to have two phones! One for web cam, one for memes.

I work on photocopiers. Some people will lie to dispatch to get me out faster.

I can always tell you’re lying 100% of the time. The copier tells me what happened, and I can remote into the copier before I even show up (which is helpful because I can bring parts I might need). But I’ll never say anything. I just want the customer to be happy.

Edit: I’m talking about office and light production copiers.

Ever boot up Wallpaper Engine?

It pops up with a “do you want to hide Hentai?” button due to how much of it there is.

If a JW approaches, just politely tell them you’re an apostate, and they’ll leave you alone.

Those people are genuinely brain washed into believing they are going save your life if they convert you.

If you tell them you’re an apostate, you’re telling them you’re ex JW, and you’ve been exiled, so they’ll turn around and refuse to talk to you. I say be polite because they’re just humans trying to “save your life”