That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

This is what my wife and I do. We don’t buy presents. We go do an experience together!

I agree with this 1000%. It’s not hard to get my friend group up for it in the first place, but if they have to, then I guess I get to recite all the trivia with minimal complaints.