Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

Double twisted safety wire. Makes it extra cursed.

Safety wire pliers

Here’s my own, much more sinister version.

Let 'em cook!

You’re back in boot county once you escape the metropolis.

The only thing Red Wings has kept up on for quality is their hand-stiched boots, and they made them much more expensive than they used to be. What used to last 10+ years before needing repair; now only lasts about a year and can’t be repaired. It’s sad, because the leather is still good on my boots, but the soles are completely worn out and almost bald.