My thinly-veiled lack of understanding of Linux is in shambles. CPU optional?

I can only sympathise, and thank you for posting this because I need to hear good things right now too.

I’m moving soon, and won’t be taking the cat that has lived with me for their entire life, since he is my roommate’s cat.

I wish I could sit down and explain to him why he won’t see me as much anymore, and that I love him, and will miss him. Also to stop eating every god damn thing he finds on the floor.