The Barto

Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

At this time of year?

Couldn’t it just be the grey one?

How long do I have doc?

None of the numbers are centred.

It’s funnier than Big Bang Theory, well Pheobe is.

Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.

You’re gonna get your second Cease and desist letter if you don’t tell us what the fuck you did!

ROOOAAAARAAAAAAHHHHAAHHHHWTFFF

but they taste soooo fucking good, like every other animal sucks in comparison to pigs, that’s how good they are, they deserve to be pampered and not have to want for anything in life before I eat them up.

That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.

Reminds me of this video of someone trying to clean their enclosure.

Fireworkes a slightly cooler than that, at least they flash pretty colours when they terrorize people.

Cutting ties with my dad, he was a giant angry child who would verbally and mentally abuse me and my mother and other family members.

Haven’t spoken to him in over 5 years and I’ve gotten overall happier and healthier both physically and mentally.

Oh I enjoyed it, but she was being a bitch and it made her worse. I’m just glad my nephew called her it and not me lol he’s a cute little cheeky red head, he’s safe.

My mid 20s niece who lost an argument with my 2 year old great-nephew and spent the rest of Christmas shitty because people (me) kept making fun of her.

“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

Me reading this comment chain:

This is a perfect picture.

Plus the moment he made it rain during his Superbowl show whilst playing purple rain.

I don’t care what anyone says, it rained because of prince.