I don’t care.

Yeah, but I was just whining, it wasn’t even a good joke. 🤷‍♂️

Of course not! That would contribute to the unmanageable stream of of 8-10 posts a day!!!

Blue. I think it’s objectively the best, most beautiful color. Not sure what more I can say…

Next, you’ll tell me I shouldn’t get all my news from memes!

Hero.

Eh, if you want. It’s a rental…

Bedtime tea and caffeinated soda at the same time? Why not just consume marijuana indica and cocaine if you really want them to fight it out…

Are you threatening to nuke my home if I don’t!?

Wow, classy. And what a lucky wage-slave they will be to get stuck with you…

Then what’s even the point of feeling yourself up? But you’re right about the floor! I have a textured faux wood floor in my bathroom and I don’t even own a Batman bathmat. (Sadly, I also don’t own a batman. ☹️) It’s never slippery after I shower.

Are you telling me to pleasure myself!? I am offended!

Surgical cloths. They have to be disposed of if they were even in the operating room. They still sanitize them though. You can probably find them for free, but if you pay any money it will be incredibly cheap. They are very low-lint and have a coarse texture that makes them perfect for cleaning.

Of course not! We’re supposed to feel ourselves up after every shower like a psycho (taking longer and removing less water), step out to get the towel, slip, and ultimately get some time off from work!

Legit props to them, but my unpopular opinion: these people shouldn’t be bosses. Like, at all. At my job, myself and my coworkers do all the work compared to my direct supervisors. When my previous boss got sick for an extended time, the work still got done. When they retired, and a search process was in progress to find a replacement, the work was still done. All of it.

Management is about dealing with people and unexpected situations. If you can’t do that, why the fuck are you paid more than the people that put in the time and are literally solving the problems all day, every day!?

Does “society” [all of us] benefit from your self-doubt? The wording is weird and inaccurate…

But so fierce.

So timely for me… I love that character and just rewatched Better Call Saul! She is very attractive, even referenced for that trait multiple times in the show, but they never actually sexualize her. Across ~4000 final hours of show footage, her character was all about her work ethic, her intelligence, and her loyalty. Do you realize how rare that is for a modern young, attractive female character!? Rhea Seehorn is an amazing actor…

I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.

I hope no one at OnePlus pulled anything with the mental contortions required to pretend buying a magnetic wireless charging case means your phone “supports” magnetic wireless charging.