The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.

So is Gremlins.