It’s extremely poignant right now

The problem I see is that in Star Wars, the goodies win because they appeal to the inherent good in people, their willingness to actually act

I fear that apathy and learned helplessness have taken root too deeply in the US. People just shrug their shoulders

I sincerely hope that I’m wrong

Wank

I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy

Contact my fiancée, then the cops, then find myself a lawyer and spend the rest of my time absolutely shitting my pants

Fiancée first, because she’s my highest priority in all things and the dead guy ain’t getting deader. Then the cops, because to contact a lawyer first looks incredibly suspicious and I live in a civilised country where there is almost no police corruption and I wouldn’t have cops trying to pin it on me out of convenience. The other reason I’d contact my fiancée first is that she’s the smartest person I have ever known, and she would be straight onto organising shit to help

Ohhhhhh…

No.

You don’t.

Not even a little bit close

Working in a bar

I love people. I’m a people-person, but I kno know that I am remembering it through rose-tinted lenses

Most customers were average, a few were great, a fair number were dicks

But the hours, the late nights, the cost to my own social life, the lousy pay, the inability to eat normal meals at normal times, all of that shit takes a toll

But I still have some fond memories and occasionally think about opening a bar with my woman

Oh, and I was running a place with a long-term partner. Doing that shit was the final nail in the coffin of our relationship, so fuck that…

Wash between orifices

Look at Mr Fancy-pants here…

Golf

A fucking elitist game if ever there was one too, possibly only matched by sailing

Casual objectification of women much…?

Do better

Only the English could invent a game that lasts five days and ends in a draw

Cricket was invented to waste time, and in that regard, it was a great success

Chess is a game, not a sport

There’s obviously great skill involved, but it sure as fuck ain’t a sport.

Pretty much

I’d like to see a bigger clamping down on corruption, but overall, Australia is pretty good

This got the most updoots, it’s NSFW though

This gets the most horror from people (also VERY much NSFW, and it’s kinda confronting, but turn up the volume and have a laugh!)

Posting my depraved “performance art” and interacting with my fans in the comments

My woman trolling each other back and forth

A few regulars from Askredditafterdark

My bedroom is for sleeping and fucking

Admittedly, so is my sofa, but one is definitely more purpose-built…

I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser

It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was

What they didn’t see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault

It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren’t angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that’s saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard

If I hadn’t ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)

But without my “supervision”, she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult’s body

One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.

I learnt a lot. I’m glad it happened, but I wouldn’t do it again.

Nope

If you want to kill romance and intimacy, then put a TV in the bedroom

English, Maori, Japanese, Korean, Spanish

I’m just here to post my silly “performance art” (it’s porn, but not like most porn…)

Kiwi here