I understand sir. Clearly you’re losing millions of dollars in revenue on the site that you barely pay us anything for as it’s our smallest most discounted plan. I can see the site has only recorded a few hundred hits per month mostly bot crawlers. It is clear to me this is a matter of life and death requiring my full attention and bandwidth of thought. Indeed a fool. I would be if I did not escalate you directly to my boss’s boss’s boss to get you the best service possible for your DNS issue.

Cx. Urgently please do the needful. Website broken to fix. Urgent please

Me. Really the website? Which one? on which server? What was the error?

Cx domain.tld.cc

Me sir that’s a dns error you let your domain registration lapse and now you have no dns

Cx fix now

Me …

Some of us decided long ago to spite life.

Hi, I’m actually the guy you’re trying to respond to but yes that is exactly what I was trying to State

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