FuglyDuck

“i bit the sheriff…… but I don’t bite the deputy” is now going to be stuck in my head.

I heard this gif.

It went “Weeeeeooooo<leafy splash>” over and over again.

EDIT: wait. There’s actual sound. And it’s awesome.

Or, just hear me out.

Get a pupper like blueberry, here.

This way you let the pupper down every time you don’t take a nap.

I’m curious as to the context here.

I assume some one said “Ruby is a good girl!”, or similar.

Either that or they’re letting you know that it’s far too warm out (anything above -40 is too warm, after all.)

It’s not a cone of shame.

He’s just Victorian nobility- with those weird neck-fan-things.

And he’s rocking it. Cute little devil.

Hope he feels better.

I need OP to boop the Snoot for you.

I also need OP to give Nuka-Zooks the best schritches and the best belly rubs. The kind that Nuka really likes… for me.

(also, we all need more photos… Nuka seems like a sweetie. and same for Blueberry!)

somebody deserves all the scritches in the world. but only the best schritches. and belly rubs.

How could you say ‘no’ to those eyes?

yes. I don’t generally add the alt-text option (that’s more for hyperlinks. it doesn’t show on image links). !.

Most websites will let you right click and image and copy the image’s URL, alternatively, you can open that image in a new tab (just the image,) and then copy that URL, and it’ll display the picture. Lemmy will host an image if you’re adding it from your computer. (for that use the ‘upload image’ tool in the editor buttons.

edit, Relevant XKCD:

Use this power responsibly… or not. this should fun.

I promise… it’s just enthusiasm!

even the linux-from-scratch snobs are usually pretty decent (really it’s only when it’s their first time out of the server room in too-long a time). I usually try to switch it up to something like "have you tried playing The Battle for Wesnoth. (it’s a turn based fantasy strategy game that’s… uhm. surprisingly good.)

mostly… I tell people who are using linux that I use linux, too.

The sudden moment of awkwardness when you realize they’re using ubuntu and might run back to microcrap because you came on to strong is real.

Should probably tell him he’s a good doggo.

Also scritches and belly rubs.

He deserves all the treats.

Dogs are better than people. Just saying, if they think they’re human, you should tell them they’re a good boy. To help with the esteem issues… ;)

Pupper absolutely deserves all the treats and all the scritches and belly rubs.

“It was a great learning experience” is how I describe working under the worst bosses in my life. Specifically, to people that I can’t be honest with and say how i truly felt.

One of them was just a straight up malignant asshole. The other was chronically absent. She may have had some good reasons for it, but when I had to stop bailing her out because it was getting to 20-30 hours extra entirely without a schedule… and she started lying (and spoofing texts to prove it was my fault…)

Well, suffice it to say “great learning experience” is the polite way of saying “absolute fucking hell”

I would have kept with the theme of the comic- fifth panel “Die bitch”

Details…. Details….

(You’re not wrong, that is why. But still I like some good irony.)

Ironically… Minnesota produced more cheese (and dairy products in general. Land O Lakes is based here.) and Wisconsin has more lakes.

I can understand people not liking dogs. I can’t understand people who hate dogs.

I really can’t understand people who are universally hated by dogs. And cats. Cats don’t like trump either.

Like. What kind of foul, loathsome shitstain-on-the-universe do you have to be, for not a single golden retriever to accept you?

Pretty sure this is the command my dad used to test disaster recovery systems.

you know. to simulate the entire cluster going poof. He spoke of having to get somebody else to actually send it, because it just felt that wrong.

(pretty sure he was being sarcastic. Pretty sure when he was asked to test their disaster recovery for his org… his first thought was probably “i’ve never nuked an entire network before”)

Yeah I jumped the gun on the comment. The head looked larger, the. I saw it was just another kitten.