Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can’t, its under 3ft of snow!

Look, if you are looking to use reddit without supporting it, your best bet is to:

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-2 Never post anything. A post is free content for them. If you have to ask a question, delete the post afterwards.

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-4 Never up/down vote anything, or report anything. Reddit wants you to curate their content for free, fuck that!

Grew up in a house that had a half dirt basement. House was built on a hillside where the topsoil is pretty thin and excavating out bedrock would have been pretty expensive. I suppose im using ‘dirt’ pretty loosely, most of the actual dirt was scoured away before the foundations were poured, so it was really just bare rock.

the space requirements is the real killer for phyllo and puff pastries. I dont even know if i could fit a wad of rolled out puff pastry in my fridge.

You blast music right back, but not just any music. Blast Wannabe by the Spice Girls, but make it just a loop of the intro, like 10 hours of “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want”