Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere USA, in a place where my nearest neighbor was a mile away.

Will images like this ever not give me massive anxiety?

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

I was just thinking it would be incredibly fun to paint.

And they just keep intentionally making using anything but they apps terrible experience.