Not what you asked, but what you need to hear instead.

Sure, it’s easier not to confront any of your problems, and act like 100kg is still “skinny fat” somehow. But wallowing in self-pity isn’t going to make anything better, and it’s the worst for your social life, which in turn is the worst for your mental health.

I don’t expect you’ll hear this either, and that’s okay. I hope you find your way out of your misery at some point.

If round(x/2) != x/2

That’s how my Samsung works too

So many frustrations here! I just switched companies and forced back into outlook&teams.

Would you like to know who’s attending a meeting? We hid this very deep in the meeting options.

Want to see all emails sent to Jack? Here are all emails from Jack instead.

Want to see when Jack is available for a quick chat? Please schedule a meeting and use the scheduling tool just to see if he’s even in the office today

Weeds don’t wither would be a better translation

There’s a Dutch saying “gasten en vis blijven drie dagen vers”.

Guests and fish stay fresh for the days. Very similar meaning

Inversion thinking also works the other way around. If you see negatives most of the time (which is a strong suit by itself, but the pitfall is that you don’t dare to take any risk), it can help to sometimes consciously think “What if it goes right?”