Why shouldn’t you go the forest at noon?
That’s when the ripe elephants fall from the trees.

Why does the alligator have such a flat nose?
Because he went to the forest at noon.

Bonus points if you space them out a bit with unrelated jokes.

More at stake than Bush vs Gore? Bro forgot about the 20 year war already

I am here for one reason and one reason alone: source anime is Watamote, episode 12 @18:36

Tomoko tries to approach a girl, but the wind confuses her and she runs away in embarrassment, even though the girl was really friendly and would have liked to talk to her.

In the meme, this scene is used to parallel the feeling of an external system blocking an operation that both participants would agree to.

A similar feeling could be memed with the “myth of consensual sex” format.

“To add one additional tooth” (“einen Zahn zulegen”), meaning to hurry, to do something faster.

Related to the teeth of gears, I assume?

After finishing Timeless, I went straight to El Ministerio Del Tiempo and it was everything I wanted Timeless to be for 4 more seasons.