fishes

Fun fact! Fishes means multiple types of different species of fish

T.rex is the goat and I’m convinced more people haven’t said it only because it’s too ‘obvious’

Have they removed the sail part of the blades?

Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed

Teeny tiny axolotl

There is really not a lotl

Of you. Not a jot or tittle

So I’ll call you axolitl

— anon

Well they’re not literal identical twins

I hope no boats approach it from the exact angle it’s hidden behind the highest piece of rock

Your edit is correct except I get 553 tons! I’m still shocked it’d easily tip the scales vs 2 large blue whales

Edit: ahh you accidentally did 5x5x3 instead of 5x3x3

I’m not convinced that weighs 500 tons, that’s the same as at least 65 of the largest African elephants or 2.5 of the largest blue whales

They’re so big! Like a creature from scifi

It has cool hair! I should visit

£519!!

I thougt it was the gerbil that went into Mr Slave’s arse

Entropy

Had a religious studies teach called Mrs Holyland

Language evolves, and it’s now completely normal to use an adjective in place of its adverb in some sentences, particularly when it’s being used for emphasis

Why would you want to look like a child?! Although it could be funny showing bouncers your id (assuming you’re able to update the pic)

All your peers would be annoying little kids D:

I find it funny that no one else (including me) even considered selling it!

Now feel free to answer if you can’t :)

Edit: although I bet you could fetch WAY more than 100 mil for it. The oldest and richest people in the world would probably give up the majority of their fortune, especially if they were close to death. Auction it off!

Yes.