I have time
I have time
Look up your birthdays in the newspaper archives if they have one.
See if you can find your favourite book from when you were a child.
Get caught giving sneaky blow jobs.
It’s easy, I’ve quit multiple times.
Thanks!
Do fights actually break out at these things or is it a meme?
Explain like I’m a foreigner.
When I was about 16 a random girl gave me her number and I gave her a fake one because I was nervous about… Something? I don’t even know.
I often feel bad about it.
Is it Sunday Craftnernoon already?
It’s doomed, don’t worry about it.
Hori Hori knife for any gardeners that you know.
AI is amazing. It’s like I’m talking to a person
I bet five bucks this comment was originally posted on Facebook
Pour one out for symbolic gestures lol
My mum says their cool.
Kids today need to look the fuck up.
Is there a sun in the sky? Yes, well get back to work. No? Then shut up.
No watch gang.
As a kangaroo wrestling Australian I respect the hustle.
I’ll never forget the day they wheeled the beer fridge out of the office.
/me slaps you around with a large trout
Yeah but who?