Ok

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

It means that Toastify is awesome”. Duh.

Do you really wash your hands, or, do your hands wash each other while you watch?

No.

A Møøse once bit my sister

Does she need photoshop and illustrator and video editing or just word processing?

We didn’t investigate an online theft from any bank account unless it was over US $100k.

Hate ‘em, but I’m ok with olive oil.

“Eagles can’t fly us to Mt. Doom because of a magic curse or some shit”- Gandalf to the council in Lord of the Rings

Let’s take a poll and find out!

Pink Floyd: the dark side of the moon

Was wondering the same thing

Almost. I like Star Trek because of the women.

I don’t care for any of it. I don’t like comic books and I don’t like Star Wars either.

“That wasn’t chicken”

A møøse once bit my sister.

A friend of mine just moved to California. San Diego. Couldn’t afford a house so he bought a boat and he now lives on the boat. He said the boat is much better than any house. It’s much larger than any house he could maybe afford there and if he doesn’t like San Diego, he could just float away to somewhere else.