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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • I will be 40 in February. I read daily. But what I read daily is this shit. Posts and comments. Memes and news articles. Maybe someone’s fanfic on Tumblr.

    Been getting into furry focused visual novels after getting bored and checking out Adastra since I had heard of it years ago and never actually played it, and I just haven’t been able to get enough of Howlie’s work since (finish The Smoke Room so you can get back on Khemia, please! 😩)

    I like sci-fi and romance. Adastra was both and has been the best fucking thing I’ve ever read.

    I haven’t read an honest to God book since Ready Player One initially came out.


  • So… A game that actually isn’t my favorite, just the favorite amongst things that I’ve never seen mentioned anywhere?

    Shit… Even the most obscure games I know about, I know about because someone else mentioned them.

    I guess I’ll have to go with Fightin’ Herds? It’s one of the few games I have that I bought entirely on the screenshots from the store page and I’ve never seen anyone mentioned it ever. In the simplest explanation: It’s a 2D side scrolling fighting game with animal characters designed by Lauren Faust (the creator of MLP: Friendship is Magic). It’s not a very good game. It’s extremely cheap and unfair, like way more than any other fighting game I’ve played. The adventure mode is also kinda shit because it takes the already bad fighting mechanics and makes you do platforming and Smash Bros style horde fights against multiple opponents and the controls just aren’t really designed for that shit (up is jump and it doesn’t like you trying to jump forward so making what looks like an easy jump is harder than it has to be). I haven’t even gotten 25% through the story mode :(

    Actually… Matt Muscle should be told about this pile of dogshit for his Worst Fighting Game Ever series… 🤔




  • Years ago my dad took me with him to a business trip in downtown LA. He finished his meeting and we wanted some dinner so started looking around for somewhere to eat. It was in the financial district though, and by 5 or 6 every fast food place around was already closed (which is still weird to me). We were about to give up and go back to our hotel and just get room service until we saw a plain ass sign pointing down an alley that just said “steakhouse.” So we followed it into the alley, down some stairs into a sketchy looking basement door that led us into the fanciest fucking restaurant I have ever been in.

    Shit was straight out of a movie. The waiters had tuxedos. Everything was finished in nice looking wood, silver or gold. They had an actual maitre d! We immediately felt under dressed and had to ask if there was a dress code.