Jerboa

Its simple and lightweight. Can optionally get it on the app store if you want.

Have fiber to home here in Arkansas in the US

Would love to be able to take a sleeper train to the border with Canada, then have one of my friends from Toronto pick me up so I can visit them.

You had me at heated seat. Fucker’s cold this time of year. Feel like I’m going to get my ass stuck to it.

For the main systems, sure. But non critical systems can pretty much run nearly anything.

Probably try a raspberry pi one. Custom built and with a custom OS. Not sure if there is a version of Lineage or Graphene that works on it, but that’s an option.