No fucks given.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Just this one. It’s enough.

If I grew up on a farm this would be impressive.

Hmm I don’t know. Looks like Eastern Oklahoma to me.

No.

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.

If you aren’t using Bing on Edge, then I’m sorry to say you are streets behind my friend.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

Great…

Bought a laptop with Win 11. Finally couldn’t take it, and had to install Ubuntu.

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.

Oh it wasn’t the weather. It was the people.

“6.2” “small phone”

Now we breed for size and docility.

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

Defederate, defederate, defederate!

Moccamaster, this is the way.

Locked down our USB ports. We work on network equipment that we have to use the USB port to log in to locally.

It is a deep and philosophical question that must be looked at from all sides. But after much debate and consideration among our greatest scholars the universal truth is a question in of itself. Am I the random person?