You should name your ass Africa and count blow-drying as a blessing, mod the bidet to play the song every time it’s used.

It isn’t easy for many though, either or both because of mental or physical reasons. Your comment is a very classic case of “this thing is easy for me and works for me therefore it must be the same for everyone else”.

My anxiety, which has kept me on long-term sick leave for 10+ years, basically shuts down my body and ability to act. The vast majority of the time I’m completely unable to leave my apartment and often even leave the exact spot I’m in. “Just do it” just isn’t possible most of the time, and that isn’t an excuse, laziness or unwillingness. And this is just my specific case, there are as many different and just as real cases as there are people that also find it hard to do whatever thing is hard for them. There is never a “just X” that’s valid for everyone, and it’s idiotic and offensive to think and say so.

You somehow thinking that the word “lemmy” is from lemon…? That’s a level of idiocy that shouldn’t be possible. It’s Lemmings, and the logo is a lemming, which is obvious. How the fuck is it even possible to miss any of this?

Banana-copter

The last, as at the end of the list, or the latest?

I’m sure you mean the latest but failed basic grammar.

Weird, yes it does. It’s not that it’s a tortoise, it’s just the pattern and lighting I think. Cool photo!

It’s “How does your dream utopia look?” or “What does your dream utopia look like?”

It’s never “how X looks like”.

I just squeeze some lemon or lime juice into a large drinking glass and add carbonated water. Just a couple of drops of juice is enough, so one lemon or lime lasts a good while.

Ah yes, drinking pure lemon and/or lime juice, so good.

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Well, farming is a cool project but I don’t think that’s what you’re referring to.

DEA literally le XD

That’s what your title sounds like OP.

Pretty surely not, I’ve seen this photo several times the past couple of years.

Her meowth

How did you fuck up something so simple?

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Here, you somehow forgot this whole word. That’s pretty scary by itself.

Not a movie but The X-Files series.
When my little sister and me were at our dads for the week we used to take our covers and pillows and lay down between the TV and the sofa, which our dad slept on. He had the TV on basically 24/7 so we’d watch something together and he’d fall asleep and then me and my sister would move to our beds after a while but often falling asleep ourselves right there on the floor. We had been doing this for years and then they started airing The X-Files late at night on the channel we mostly had on. I almost always fell asleep last, so I ended up being awake for a couple of episodes and they really traumatised me. I remember being the only one awake and being so scared I didn’t dare to even move my head or even breathe fully. I did tell my dad about it but he’d always fall asleep pretty early and I’d forget to change the channel.

Years later both my sister and me had gotten too tall to fit laying down between the sofa and the TV so we had stopped that tradition but my dad still always fell asleep with the TV on. They started doing reruns of the series and that damn intro music was so scary for me that I would have a battle with myself of just riding it out or getting up and walking down the dark hallway to change the channel. Both options were bad in their own ways. I still get shivers down my spine from the theme music.

Well, my lack of exercise has definitely helped make my mental health worse. My anxiety brings “inability to act” or “action paralysis” (not sure what the correct term is in English). Been on sick leave for over 10 years now and I’m stuck at home 95% of the time. I’ve tried so many times in so many ways to get exercise but as soon as I have any inkling of anxiety, which is the vast majority of the time, my body just shuts down and I’m unable to do anything but just be in the spot I’m in at that moment.

Ooh, the irony!