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At least any time they waste workshopping pointless mission statements is time they can’t spend inflicting UX pseudo-science on us.
At least any time they waste workshopping pointless mission statements is time they can’t spend inflicting UX pseudo-science on us.
Shit just got real
But how else can I force all my self-organising agile teams to follow exactly the same process?
Every time I get away from JIRA for a while I praise Hopper.
Have we reached peak “district” yet?
Death Standing and The Bear. I guess basically Norman Reedus bringing a quarrelling Italian American family back together by doing Door Dash?
It’s a mystery.
Not all perverts wear capes.
What’s a daily driver?
Set off cascading event bus loops that ran out of control. Friends don’t let friends allow events to spawn more events.
“Moon pig”. That cat was daft in the head and didn’t last long though.
Also called one “Fat Bob” because he was hench and that stuck. He got quite fat too.
They will wonder why our entire civilisation was based around plastic bags.
Realise that not everyone is going to vibe with you and accept that.
Never lie down as you may not be able to get back up again.
No. I actually find the idea of doing it again pretty disgusting.
Yeah, I met a retired guy who just went around the country using his pensioner’s bus pass and slept where he could.
No. An old colleague of mine is on LinkedIn non-stop posting crazy QAnon shit and RT headlines. Anti-vax more-or-less started in the UK with the Andrew Wakefield affair and it seems to be super-popular in Australia too. Conspiracy Theory kind of helps people rationalise the absolute chaotic mess of the world we live in by reducing it to simple narratives where a defined enemy is out to get us.
I don’t really get it. Reminds me of the guys who’d send each other fractal images on floppy disks in the early 90s, which they must have got something out of, but to everyone else it’s just pictures of maths.
Not the same, though that’s also a concept used quite a bit in Sci-Fi.