NycterVyvver@lemmy.worldtopics@lemmy.world•South Korea sent a fully-kitted out player for the Olympic shooting. Turkey sent an 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medalEnglish
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5 months agoThe Gettysburg Address was not written with a Mont Blanc pen
It was a red and green plastic pencil sharpener shaped like a dachshund. You stuck your pencil in his butt. I stole it from a desk in Sunday School. I stole from God.