There are probably studies done on why women tend to prefer written porn, but off the top of my head: it’s easier to find material that’s made for women’s titillation rather than men’s. Women are more likely to have been raised with both body-shaming and sex-shaming, and keeping the visuals hidden in your brain may feel safer. Also some people (raises hand) are more turned on by scenarios than bodies.

Still porn.

I learned that only one S can survive in the desert.

I don’t know, but my guess is maybe a tool for cutting butter into pastry dough?

Edit: never mind, further down the thread someone’s shown it’s salad shears.

Of course I have that drawer. Why do you need a solution? What’s the problem?

Thank you, I utterly despise those things. The most blatantly cynical corporate cash-in on nerd nostalgia.

Brew

*Delves into all kids of weird circumstances and medical mysteries. Morbid and informative.

Zoe

*Up-to-date exercise and nutrition science. I’ve seriously learned a lot.

Imperfect Paintings

Shows you how to try different types of abstract art. Has been a huge inspiration in getting me to paint and experiment with art.

If there’s two things I know about white people, it’s that they love Rachel Ray, and they’re terrified of curses.

If you like horror and you haven’t seen Repo! The Genetic Opera, nows the time.

Hurricane in Florida. A work friend invited my mom and I to stay at her place if it got bad. I’d spent time with her and her husband before, and thought we would have a good time playing games and hanging out.

It started to get bad, so we headed over. She didn’t answer the door or phone. Finally she comes out, says we woke her up (it’s 3pm) and laughed at us getting “freaked out” by a little wind. Guess we were supposed to wait for the full hurricane force winds before driving across town. Spent the remainder of my birthday on the closet floor with mom and dog.

If nothing else, my family. I don’t have a good sense of the future or life goals, so I keep myself moving by setting small goals. Plans to bake something, working on a painting, just little things around the home.

I’m baking sourdough tomorrow.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

YOU TREAT THAT PUPPY BEFORE IT DEMISES

No

My mom taught me intestinal distress.

Hold my breath while thinking of a soothing song. Alternatively, actively try to hiccup.

But are you Gary?

Nothing. I should be limited to one or less.

All the most interesting cheeses