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smoke a cigarette

Funny anecdote, there is a brand of cigarettes that used to often give me hiccoughs, really weird.

Burping is for gas in your stomach and oesophagus, nothing to do with your intestines. How would hiccoughs help in any way with gases in the intestines?

You don’t think that person that had hiccoughs for like, 30 years ever tried that?

You never heard of burping? Come on. This is clearly bollocks.

I want my best friend alive again, and the cancer to be gone. He can have the third.

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Humans have not been selectively bred over thousands of fucking generations - hence the term “breed”. The language you’re using is classic racist dogwhistling - which is why you sound like an utter cunt.

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Most any probe that’s gone out beyond earth’s orbit would be extremely surprised to hear their gravity assists were not real.

Brave of you to assume everyone else is happy, and not just used to putting up with a job because they need the money.

The fuck you mean “the heat that would otherwise just be lost”?