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It sounds somewhat reasonable and you just are not the candidate. From what it sounds like, it would be like applying for a job as a pool lifeguard but your only experience around pools was from YouTube. They want someone who has handled that item before not someone who says “let me take a crack at it”
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I walked around my nearby harbor freight and farted really loud. Everyone around me clapped
I love it when we eat spaghetti together and our snoots touch :) bonus points if she has brown hair all over her body and floppy ears.
From a Hispanic perspective, it’s normal to live with parents until late twenties. However, as an American I can tell you it’s weird past 25ish. There is a higher likelihood you won’t have normal adult interactions and experiences of you live with your parents.
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You know that is also on the table. Problem is people on the left are too bitch made to discuss things with people on the right. So in the end, you get a narrative that looks more skewed to the right when it’s not.
I’d appreciate an active political compass memes
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Realistically, if it has gotten to that point it would be for a reason(addiction, mental health, etc). You would have to address that reason. If you can’t then there are 3 options:
You turn to crime. Go to SF, it’s considered a misdemeanor to rob anything lower than $900. This also applies per job so if you hit 2 stores and gather $899 worth of goods in both, the worst case scenario is a few days in jail. It’s basically free money. You can keep doing this until laws change.
You try to get government assistance in some way. You may need rehabilitation so you would need to probably hurt yourself and go to a hospital. Then after that’s sorted, you need to figure out everything on the streets. If that means going to a YMCA, going through whatever process to get medical and food assistance, get temporary housing… you can basically live rent free as long as you clean up.
If 1 and 2 don’t work, going to jail might work for you. Go and try to fake a serious crime and get arrested. You can then go to jail and have everything taken care of for you.
If all that doesn’t work, you will need to put more thought into it. You could try panhandling, you could try to hitch a train to another area to live… most likely though you are going to kill yourself.
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Can I have your hiring bonus?
This is such a cope, we had glass steagall… we had everything from this dodd frank already but decided only parts of it were worthwhile. It only took the fucking 2008 crash to decide we need ‘some’ oversight of banking speculation. We STILL dont have something to replace glass steagall. To say that dodd frank is good is like having diharhea in your bed wiped off and calling it clean.
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Yeah this topic is not one to easily just jump into. I tried to make a summary in a long post here, but its really hard, there is too much information. If I were you I would just sit this one out altogether.
That’s not the case at all. Where did OP say they had training on the product but not the specific brand? They just said they were familiar with the product but never used it.