The weed bags are the worst. And it’s usually because the zipper is so damn strong, the bag breaks instead of opening.

Or just load back to front?

Funding what? How do you fund a drug free zone on a school campus, which presumably already doesn’t allow drugs? Are they hiring guards to patrol a 50 square feet area?

I feel a little bit Genghis Khan.

Why Worry by Set it Off has been on repeat lately.

Short for Winifred.

Again: TV makeup is not the same thing as eyeliner. This is not a complicated topic.

Ah, but did he share the same affection for the Big Mac?

…yeah? And both campaigns have taken place after those dirty commie dems were in charge.

Edit: Guys, I too, am a dirty commie dem.

I miss headphone jacks.

Mine. It has all my games on it.

This summer is my first ever in 42 years I have a “beach body”. I’m totally getting a sick Spider-Man costume for Holloween/comic con.

He obviously cannot under any circumstances be allowed to be sworn in.

So you don’t splatter little bits of crap god knows where. The reason we use the bidet is because wiping isn’t enough, so it’s not redundant.

…toilet paper…?

Wipe, rinse with bidet, then wipe again to dry.

Exactly! You get to be surrounded by nature, and not concrete and pavement like that other city.

Well I’m in Tucson, AZ right now. It’s a pretty liberal city in a decidedly purple rural state. Mountains and wildlife are gorgeous.

I beat Mario Lost Levels once. On the SNES with saves, but I beat it.

Cream Soda, but generally I drink soda for caffeine that’s not coffee. So Dr. Pepper or Coke.

This guy put two holes in the Old Man? Inconceivable.