Remmock

Sweet Jesus, I thought you were my wife for a minute. Those are literally my cats in every respect except for the fact that they aren’t.

So far I’ve discovered in this thread:

-People don’t like traditional fantasy that takes itself seriously.
-People don’t like lighthearted fantasy that plays with the themes.
-People don’t like hard magical systems.
-People don’t like soft magical systems.
-People don’t like dragons being involved.
-People don’t like an absence of dragons.
-People don’t like character archetypes.
-People don’t like counterarchetypes.
-People don’t like when characters speak an understandable language.
-People don’t like characters meeting each other in common social meeting areas.

All good here? Great.

Just write whatever the fuck you want. There’s always an audience.

Please provide evidence of a single name you were called in this thread.

Just one.

Otherwise I think I see the problem.

Everyone, huh? How do you figure?

Who the fuck are you that you have any right to teach me a lesson?

Gotcha. Thanks!

Is the opposite specifically giving asshole the space or specifically giving good drivers the space? Or is it giving absolutely everyone space and not caring how badly they park?

Much obliged. You and your wife have a very considerate, charming relationship and I’m happy you found each other!

When someone parks like a complete asshole with a spot open on their driver’s side, I park like an asshole right up next to them so they have to get in another way. This teaches them not to park like an asshole so they don’t bother others.

You’re still touching the lunchmeat. It’s touching you inside. All over. It’s rubbing against your tongue, teeth… the roof of your mouth. It massages its way to the back of your throat rubbing itself against every inch of your esophagus, until it finally reaches the inside of your stomach.

But it’s not done there. Your lunchmeat - the same thing you revile touching with your fingers - begins to lay against the walls of your stomach lining as it is slowly digested. Some of it may even make its way into your small intestine completely intact. It touches you all the way through.

Is that really what you want for yourself?

Please don’t take me seriously. It’s a Die Hard reference. <3

If you don’t like flying, then the best thing I can recommend to relieve the stress is that when you get where you’re going, you take off your socks and shoes and then, on the carpet, you make fists with your toes.

While “The Butterfly Effect” was all right, Erased (both the anime and the live action series) really polished the concept and ran with it. It’s very rare for me to have praise for a live-action version of anything anime, but it gives strong S1 Stranger Things vibes while being incredibly different.

I’m holding off until the League of Legends MMO comes out.

I can guarantee that the training and culture certainly encourage those who are already likely to be shitty violent people to feel comfortable about it.

Actually, this makes intercourse. It sounds like you have a slew of bad definitions and explanations. You might want to educate yourself before having an opinion about these things.

but if we end up having a child, she’d become a stay-at-home mother until the child begins school, if not longer.

Has she already agreed to this?

Isn’t it tiring being this sanctimonious, or are you just used to it by now?

So humans don’t breed? Sounds pretty illogical to me.

Moreover, isn’t that a cultural matter? That doesn’t really apply to taxonomy.

Honestly, I’m just taking the piss because PM_me_your_vagina_thanks is all worked up about it.