You look hot already ;-)

I would if I could…enthusiastically ;-p

I would like to see the rest of that Femjoy shoot

Who the fuck keeps (and uses) a phone for 8 years?

(additional image in comments)

Incorrect

Not a chance

That’s a Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus). They can eat the nematocysts from jellyfish and store them to reuse as their own stinging cells. So…“dangerous,” not really but as painful as they are beautiful…oh yes.

show you the door… to the bedroom ;-)

Be nice to your knees