The subculture is a good point. I would not have been paying close enough attention to those to really appreciate their nuances.

Doesn’t take much to convince me of that!

I’ve been thinking about exactly this lately, and I’m open to the possibility that I’m just getting old and just falling into the “everything new is all the same crap!”

But… Imagine what you would wear to a 70s themed party, how about 80s, 90s?

I’m confident three distinct styles popped in your head.

But what about a 2010s party? Sure, some trends come and go, but I don’t feel like the 10s party would look much different from a 2020 or 2000s party.

Feel free to tell me if I’m just old.

I only take my kids to the theater when I want to see a cartoon kids movie and not look like a creep.

Honestly, my favorite “doughnuts” aren’t doughnuts at all. We get a variety, and I go for the cinnamon rolls, fritters or eclairs before I’d grab an actual doughnut.

Also, most Americans can’t spell doughnut, so you’re better off ctrl-fing for donut.

Technically nothing, but I do have coffee at the office.

Except on Thursday. That’s doughnut day.

You go to the “retirement home” but it’s really just an all inclusive resort. You just spend that last year partying harder than you ever have your whole life.

Because it’s not strictly one handed or two handed.

Its a combination of two separate families, like an illegitimate child. (Their logic and definitions, not mine)

This might not be uncommon around here, but…

Between D&D and video games, I can identify most medieval weapons and armor.

Mythological beasts as well.

At this point, we’ll take it.

One morning we woke up to a complete stranger pounding on the door yelling “YOUR DOGS ON THE ROOF!!!”

She had climbed out the attic window, and fell to the roof over the first floor. I don’t know how long she was pacing the roof trying to find a way back in.

That’s the thing with rebooting stories, they usually start at the beginning, and run till they’re cancelled. Because of this you may only get one or two stories about Peter navigating his Medicare, but there’s 3000 versions of a teenager being bitten by a spider.

Nope.

I thought it was “the friends we ATE along the way.”

Oh, no.

A bunch of us were going somewhere insignificant when we noticed someone had fallen asleep.

So, we did what any reasonable person would do and got on the first highway we found and drove the wrong direction.

Once we got somewhere we were pretty sure he wasn’t familiar with, we pulled over at a local diner, woke him up and challenged him to guess where we were.

Leftover anything will last longer in the fridge, but I’ve been known to leave pizza on the counter and pick at it for a few days.

I know this isn’t breaking any records, but on the weekends I go nearly the whole day before I really think about eating.

That’s pretty much where I’m at anymore.

I don’t trust anyone TOO perfect. Eliminate him!

Good point. Let’s make it more efficient!

Everybody gets one vote and one veto.

You can vote for anyone, even yourself, but if a single person vetos you, you’re out.

Add up the votes, remove everybody with vetos, and there you go!