Unleaded costs extra.

He’s right. It is what’s holding THEM back

Guess your dick pic game isn’t what you thought.

She must be real. She just messaged me last night!

What’s the line between being self aware and a parody?

I feel like this would require a Venn diagram. Not so much a “this crosses the line” but some movies are parody, some are self aware, some are both and some are neither.

They were just jealous they couldn’t go to 11.

I wouldn’t call Scream a parody. Scary Movie was the parody. Scream was just self aware that it was a scary movie in a universe where scary movies exist.

I don’t think about it at all. In fact, reading the title, I had no idea what was special about this specific day.

I like lots of natural light, EXCEPT, when there’s a TV involved, then you have to manage the glare.

I’m a Northern American, and it never made sense to me either. I have tried it, but it didn’t do much for me. I doubt that wherever I tried it was the best representation of the dish, so, maybe I have yet to experience the real magic of it, but the idea of sticky syrup all over something I usually eat with my hands is not appealing to me.

Would you be happier doing what those people did? I don’t think so. But they might have been happier doing it that way. You do you, you’ve earned it! Enjoy the extra time with your family, you may not get another chance like this for a long time!

Who said anything about one thing? My robot is capable of performing 370 different sex acts! And before you ask, yes, even THAT one.

I’m sure you’ll get a bunch of respectable answers, but keep in mind that secretly, everyone is actually thinking sex robots.

Of course not. They obviously meant baking a sourdough and watching Tiger King.

None at all. What is it?

Tattoos

Child birth

Someone’s counting on you.

Or abstain

Try guessing his weight and height, but shorter and heavier than you think he really is.

EDIT: I’m now sorry I participated in this. OP, I have a loved one who sounds a lot like you. His psychiatrist saved his life. I highly recommend you find one to talk to. It will help you. I promise.

I don’t pro actively block any of them, because I do appreciate reminders, but once something starts to get annoying, it’s cut off.

It could but I bet most of that $300k went to someone with more money than I can dream of ever having, while the people who actually made the dress, still have just enough to remain poor.