Never really though about it but there are similar words in German “poppen” (colloquial term for having sex) and “pupsen” which is farting.

I know I am completely ruining the joke, however that is not even remotely proper radio protocol - and yes I am German, how did you know?

In Germany and I bet in other Europe countries as well, there are official free legal advise dates in courts. You just go there and ask a lawyer for free legal advice. I think that is your best and easiest bet. If they tell you to sue then you might have a shot and can potentially get quite a bit of money back

Sort of in the way that I frequently think I am too lazy to start. When you’re into the action, you don’t really question it anymore - or anything for that matter- but just go with the flow. When it’s done you don’t regret it either.

I know plenty of guys that regularly have Sex, but still own or tried fleshlights or other toys.

I get your argument, but I’d say it’s probably better suited for life-sized realistic Sex dolls