Going off the half life of a dick this person obviously wins

I’ve never heard it compared to clay but yeah it does make sense. Lead flashing is probably a little bit thicker than what you have and it’s very pliable, it can easily be shaped with just one finger, I can definitely see how it could be called squishy.

Brah how is that guy’s dick as wide as it is long?

Poor grandpa walking passed having flash backs to Normandy