I remember when iTunes was called SoundJam MP and that was much nicer than iTunes. I still miss its eclipse visualizer.

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

I’ve been to three local grocery chains and all of them have frozen turkey breast, but no turkeys.

I mean, it’s nearly June so I understand why, but I have a hankering for turkey and need to go to an actual butcher shop.

Turkeys

There are a few stations near me that have E85, “88 octane” (which is just 12% ethanol), diesel, and three grades of gasoline. Since you can’t mix those other fuels with gas the pump has four hoses and you still have to select the grade of gas.

True, but my car needs 92 octane

I didn’t know this before and it adds credence to my feeling that it’s better to let my tank get below 1/4 full before filling it up, rather than continually topping it up.

Kbin

Knowing specific features of a language is one thing, but not being able to even pseudocode a FizzBuzz shows they lack the basic logical problem solving ability that programmers need.

I also watched SG1 when I had COVID and survived without hospitalization, so we’ve got two data points showing that it helps.

And 9% of the rest would just be griefing them

80% of my work is on websites, and the other 20% is in a text editor or terminal. As long as I could map my old keyboard shortcuts I don’t see why not.

That’s not entirely true. I’ve been a Mac user since 1989 and I also recommend Brother laser printers

Favorite Holy Book: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Favorite Non-Fiction Book: Humankind by Rutger Bregman

Favorite Print and Audiobook Series: The Aubrey-Maturin Saga by Patrick O’Brien, narrated by Patrick Tull

Favorite Terry Pratchett Book: Going Postal

I’ve never found a rice cooker to be necessary. Just cover the rice with about an inch of water - i.e. the finger trick - bring it to a boil and then cover it and turn it off. The latent heat will cook it perfectly in about 20 minutes without any other thought.

I was sixteen so in a bunch of states that counts as an adult for some situations. We were on a band trip to Disney World to march in the Main Street parade, and we stayed at a very cheap motel that had a very scummy pool. Being an idiot sixteen year old I jumped in.

First mistake.

That night I woke up vomiting, but because my band needed me and I didn’t want to miss a free trip to Disney World I toughed it out. I was queasy but okay by the time we got there, and was okay until everybody had to meet up by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to go “backstage” to get ready.

I was sitting on the wall there, next to my girlfriend, surrounded by classmates, when I trusted a fart.

Second mistake.

I told the band director and waited until everyone went backstage, and then proceeded to DESTROY a staff toilet while listening to two guys put their makeup on and bitch about the other cast members. Then I went back to the motel for a shower.

I ended up marrying that girl, who is now my ex, and who makes my life miserable every time she can.

Third mistake.

The MBA who’s in charge of their website. See, they heard that video was the future of the web, so they got a ton of budget to add video. But when nobody clicked on the videos they had the brilliant idea to autoplay them, which dramatically increases video viewership, thus justifying their budget.

“DNS never breaks. Nobody will ever have to type in an IP address”

• ipv6 inventors probably

192.168.1.0/24 = caffeine

10.0.0.0/8 = cocaine

A case of whiskey, fifty pounds of potatoes, ten pounds of onions, a cabin by a stream and a fly rod.

And nobody else.