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Suffocate probably

I bet it smells amazing there

I was at a tech conference in Raleigh right after the announcement and the Red Hat folks were bummed.

I’ve worked in enterprise software the better part of a decade and if there were security concerns about container escapes they wouldn’t be so widely used.

Oh wow an suv with an iPad on the dash how original

I assume Hannah Montana Linux is off the chart to the right

Me too but that sorta breaks down when you have non-technical people in the house and/or more than one TV.

I don’t think it’s weird but I’ve been called weird a few times for doing it.

Plex used to be good. If you wanted an easy way to share content with folks who didn’t want to be weird and hook their computer up to their TV it was the only game in town.

Find you a lady who will listen to you babble about open source and then marry her.

I did and 11/10 would recommend.

Thanks for the proofread, edited

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I want a dyke for president. I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of. two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to aids, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air conditioning, a president who has stood on line at the clinic, at the dmv, at the welfare office and has been unemployed and layed off and sexually harassed and gaybashed and deported.

I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respects sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them. I want a Black woman for president. I want someone with bad teeth and an attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn’t possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown: always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker, always a liar, always a thief and never caught.

Thematically and stylistically it’s very Ginsburg

🤞🤞🤞 Electric Sandero

So they’re hemi-semi-hemi-demigods?

To be fair, lemming isn’t exactly a positive term

Potatoes are the best. Easy to grow in marginal soil, varied ways to cook them, and they store easily long term in a simple root cellar.

Add in some squash like pumpkins which have the same advantages and you should be good to go.

Coming from PA. As bad as MD roads are ours are worse

I’ve lived near the Mason Dixon line for my whole life and you know when you get to Maryland because the roads aren’t covered with potholes and/or construction.

history | grep ‘part of the command I remember’

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