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Exactly.

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.

I’m not going to read all that shit: Rogue One was fucking awesome.

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thubderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

90s by far

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

WTF Rogue One is awesome

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Maybe if I’m very very good they’ll bring the electric GTI to the states.

I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

• Sasquatch - a senior developer, broken by society, wandering naked through the forest to feel true freedom just once before he dies of exposure

If I could live in no country I’d be so happy. But the only place to do that is a desert in Africa and my natural habitat is temperate forests.

So I guess Canada.

I used to believe that people, given the right information, would make a smart decision, and that humanity will eventually get things right.

Now I know we won’t and this has doomed millions of species including our own, and if we’re lucky in a million years we’ll be an oily radioactive smear in the fossil record and nothing of value will be lost.

Even when he’s a lizard bartender on The Orville

I saw “What Dreams May Come” in high school and wept the entire way from the theater to the car.

Even met some friends on the way and had to explain I was crying because it was so beautiful.

I bent over the sink to clean the drain and threw my back out three hours before I had to leave on a business trip.

Had to cancel the entire thing and spend the next day on my back.

Evolution does not work that way.

Without selective pressure our brains won’t change, and definitely not on the timescale of thousands of years.