Had A beer. One. Within 30 to 45 minutes I was throwing up everything I had eaten since I was 12. Was sick for 3 days.

Turns out, my liver doesn’t have the enzymes to correctly process alcohol.

Wow, I’ve never heard of that before.

It wasn’t “Stab it VR” right?

Sephiroth. His look is basically the most generic bishy anime character you can make, his entire backstory can be boiled down to “mommy issues” and his motivations are the standard villain “destroy world/become god”. He’s just so bland.

Pyracantha, they’re in the rose family.

The berries are sorta edible, sorta poisonous. Basically they took the “cyanide in apple seeds” trick and cranked it up to eleven, so you don’t want to eat the fruits. However you can boil the fruits to extract the juice and make a jelly out of it.

Unfortunately, they still have your comments saved in a database somewhere for LLMs to work on.

Hmm…I bet they use the text from edits as training data too. Maybe you could poison the results by hooking a edit bot to a random text generator?

So from what I’ve gathered from the internet it’s apparently considered weird, but Doritos (usually spicy nacho or salsa verde) dipped in cottage cheese. When I’m depressed I’ll scarf down half a bag of chips (and about a third of a tub of cottage cheese).

Just as a disclaimer: I can count on one hand the number of films I’ve seen in the theater but the answer is “none”.

Yeah, I’m planning to do the next jar; Freeze half, so I’ll go through the unfrozen half quicker than a full jar and even if it does go bad I only have to toss under half a jar.

Recently I’ve been buying “Yo Mama’s” sauce (no it’s not the setup to a joke, it’s actually called that). I first picked it up because it has lower amounts of sugar and salt then most retail sauces and liked the taste enough to keep buying it. It’s fairly pricey though, usually eight or nine dollars online, but the local Grocery Outlet (a discount store in case you don’t have them in your area) usually sells it for around five-ish.

One problem though, the lack of preservatives combined with the low salt and sugar means a jar can start to go bad relatively quickly. I’ve had more than one jar go fuzzy because I decided to take a week long break from eating pasta.

For me it was “Why are they remaking Metroid Prime? The original looks fine and it was only released in… 2002? Oh god… that’s 21 years ago…” One of my favorite games in college is old enough to drink.

When I realized that the games I enjoyed in college were released over twenty years ago.

If The Sims has taught me anything it’s that you should A) Freak out, B) Cry over the tombstone that suddenly appeared out of nowhere, C) Flirt with the personification of death that appears to reap the soul of your guest, D) Rate the party as a real downer and belittle the person throwing the party.

Bonus points for wetting yourself at some point during the whole ordeal.