“Let’s go to Starbucks.”

“We don’t have time for that!”

You’re welcome! It’s a fun world and as others have stated, “Guards! Guards!” Is a great jumping in point as well.

When I was in the military, two officers got caught fucking in a stairwell. They were caught by a security camera while attending training. They were both married and not to each other.

Did he get mad at you for it?

I would start with The Color of Magic, I’m currently reading them in chronological order of release, but certain books cover certain main characters. Small Gods is probably another great place to start. But if you want a more instructive set of reading directions:

Most people prefer sub series.

https://www.discworldemporium.com/reading-order/

Steamers with like 10-30 people are fun to watch or hangout with, when it’s 7,000 emojis and someone making $100k a month… Meh

o1 preview is insane really, it even corrects you when you ask a question poorly, or rather, it talks around your mistakes.

Think of your favorite video game or hobby, do you have to remember each movement and action? Driving is like that, eventually it’s just an extension of your ability to move about.

Good Will Hunting has a fantastic soundtrack.

“Hey, my uncle left this to me in his will.”

Basically most Terry Pratchett books really. Some will take more than a day, but it’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Monty Python. Whimsical and silly with some good moments that make you think.

Black Sabbath, War Pigs.

The instrumental build up and the depressing message are absolutely brutal and an amazing glimpse into heavy metal’s origin.

I just very much don’t like that there are people who claim there’s never a good lie, even white lies. Look at a less extreme example, your buddy is shot and bleeding out as you hold his hand. “Don’t worry, you’re going to make it.” Is a perfectly okay lie.

Lying about many subjects is acceptable as well. Do you like my haircut? Isn’t my baby adorable? Why do you want to work here? Did you like my lasagna?

Being honest is cruel sometimes, it doesn’t make anyone a better person.

Stay curious. No one is over educated to the point that they can’t learn.

The other side of this is that anyone, no matter their background, can teach you something.

That’s stupid as fuck, number 3 specifically.

“Are you harboring Jews in your house?”

“I don’t lie, so yes I am, they’re in the attic.”

I remember playing Duck Hunt as a kid when the combo NES package dropped and thought, no way video games get better than this.

I did wonder how they could afford so many satellites.

Care to share the “how to?”

Not to mention, there’s no algorithm here selecting posts to prioritize in an effort to optimize rage, dopamine, and engagement, so after about thirty minutes I just set it down until tomorrow.

I hold my breath and “push” the air blocking my lungs from emptying with my mouth/throat.