First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

Who mows that grass, and why?

Is this terrorism?

Go to the pawn shop and ask them how much they would pay for your server. I bet $20

Not interested

Spelt.

No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?

Tighty

Buy bitcoin, write down the private keys, and mail it to yourself in 20 years like doc brown in BTTF2

Some phones just insert stock photos

I hope it was painful

Last I checked, “rights” now means “my right to control you”

Fatal error: G:/code/old/bak/important/extra/include/driver/etc.h not found

Just following orders 🫡

Owning real estate. Similar to being a “qualified investor” today

Just put the fucking paint on the wall and get paid.

How come

Your first stop would be a bankruptcy lawyer.

I want a phone that takes Dewalt cordless tool batteries